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Anonymous said: So i was thinking about going ginger for the new school year, what do you think? Is it to Weasley? I love you and stay fabulous!

As long as you appear slightly fasion-literate and you show up to your exams, I don’t think it’d be possible to pass as a Weasley.

Anonymous said: Snape, I'm in Slytherin and there's a boy in Gryffindor that likes me. We've had sex and that's cool but the thing is, he wants to be more than friends while as I just see him as a convenient little fuck buddy, nothing more. How the hell do I tell him this?

Gryffindors want a passionate, highly romantic relationship. However, some can deal without signing onto a long-term contract, whereas others couldn’t possibly imagine being part of a romantic fling. The best way is to candy-coat it a bit while at the same time being honest. Gryffindors are notorious for being fiesty, so they might blow up in your face. Actually, he will most definitely blow up in your face. Good luck and stay sassy!

Anonymous said: My best fabulous professor, I'm one of your Ravenclaw students. I wonder how I should wear my housecolors with pride in a fashionable way? I am, for once, completely clueless!

If you wanted to display Ravenclaw House colors at an event, I would recommend wearing a blue dress and having bronze accessories, such as a scarf, necklace, or purse. You would look fabulous!

Anonymous said: Hello Professor! I am one of your Gryffindor students, and from what I've heard, you're pretty close to Draco Malfoy. Any tips on how to make him fall head over heels for me? I really like him! Please help me out! Fashion tips would help a lot!

I’m not entirely certain about Draco, but I know another Malfoy who loves dark chocolate, good champagne, and fuzzy handcuffs. Good luck, and stay sassy!