August 2011
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Anonymous asked: So i was thinking about going ginger for the new school year, what do you think? Is it to Weasley? I love you and stay fabulous!
Anonymous asked: Snape, I'm in Slytherin and there's a boy in Gryffindor that likes me. We've had sex and that's cool but the thing is, he wants to be more than friends while as I just see him as a convenient little fuck buddy, nothing more. How the hell do I tell him this?
Anonymous asked: My best fabulous professor, I'm one of your Ravenclaw students. I wonder how I should wear my housecolors with pride in a fashionable way? I am, for once, completely clueless!
Anonymous asked: Hello Professor! I am one of your Gryffindor students, and from what I've heard, you're pretty close to Draco Malfoy. Any tips on how to make him fall head over heels for me? I really like him! Please help me out! Fashion tips would help a lot!
luciouslucius asked: Why have you been avoiding me, Severus?
beastlybeauty28 asked: What is your stance on Ear Cuffs? I'm afraid of needles, so I've never gotten my ears pierced or a tattoo. I was shopping a few months ago, and came across these beautiful ear cuffs. They basically cuff right onto the outter most ledge of the ear. I have two plain ones, one that looks like a little man hanging from my ear, and a snake that is slithering down my ear. Do you think...
Anonymous asked: Hello Mr. Sassy Snape. I have this secret that I'm afraid to reveal. I'm a Gryffindor and a lot of my friends think I am a man-whore with the ladies, but the real thing is that I am gay. I love guys and it frustrates me that I have to hide in my fabulous closet. I need your help, Sassy Snape. What should I do?
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tragicalmagic asked: Hello Professor dear. I was wondering, how to do you deal with the bad type of bitches and be fabulous while doing it?
dreamsinink asked: Professor, I am a Gryffindor and I was wondering if you could help me with something, no it's not Occlumency lessons so chill out. I always find my hair being affected by the elements no matter how much gel I put on it, whether that is cooking up some potions or going to the club or the DREADED rain. Any tips to keep perfect hair?
proustianrecall asked: Dear Professor, at what point does vintage clothing stop looking cool and start looking costume-y?
the-august-rains asked: Sassy Gay Snape, I have a Sassy Gay friend who needs some serious fashion-vention. He wears these horrid striped ties and scarves in gold and crimson. It just looks sooooo tacky. Any advice on how to fix this fashion disaster?
Anonymous asked: Next week is my brother's wedding. I don't really like his fiance, but whatever makes him happy. I'm only 5'2" and pretty slender and I was wondering if you could help me figure out what type of dress would look good or at least not make me look even shorter.
ein-steinsdreams asked: Is there anything I can do to make my wand look more fashionable?
soshla asked: Professor, how did you get to be so fabulous?
Anonymous asked: Snape you are super fabulous~! that pink scarf? Great choice~ Now then, i have a question. I saw you answered a raven claw love question and wish to ask you this: I'm a Slytherin, and the guy i like is a Hufflepuff. Do you think this could work out?
Anonymous asked: Hello Professor! I've got a few questions. One, I'm one of your students and I'm in Gryffindor, is there any bias? Also, when I saw a Ravenclaw asked you about her Slytherin, I thought I'd ask you about mine. Hr asked me out, but I think he wants to get in my robes. Lastly, I want to dye my hair. I'm a light Italian skinned natural blonde--what color should I go to?...
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Anonymous asked: hello professor :) cute scarf, but now to the point, I'm a hufflepuff and I have fallen for a muggle boy. he's so incredibly sweet and he knows I'm a witch and doesn't seem to mind but I'm afraid that if I get too involved, it will blow up in my face. do you have any advice?
Anonymous asked: Umm professor? I am a just little Hufflepuff and like many of my house I am very shy and lack confidence. As my favorite sassy gay professor, do you have any tips on having self confidence and making friends?
Anonymous asked: can I just say you look absolutely fabulous in your picture? of course this isn't surprising at all because,well you are THE Severus Snape :) I'm one of your Hufflepuff students, and I was hoping for some fashion advice. I don't really think yellow is my color so if there anything I can do to make it work for me?
Anonymous asked: So, I just saw you answered a Ravenclaw love question, so I was wondering if you would answer a Gryffindor one? I think I have found a Slytherin boy I may really like. The thing is, he is not like other Slytherin boys.
Anonymous asked: I got sorted into Slytherin, but I am a fashion terrorist. Will I be able to survive?
Anonymous asked: What do you think about Sirius and Remus' secret passion for each other?
Anonymous asked: What would you do if Gilderoy Lockheart told you that he loved you?
anonronweasley-deactivated20111 asked: Hey, I'm not completely lost in bookstores, now. Hermione's brought me along, and they're alright.
Anonymous asked: Hello Professor! Allow me to say that you look fabulous today and that scarf is just absolutely glorious. I am one of your Ravenclaw students, and well, I have meet this Slytherin guy and well, I don't have a clue on how to carry on with this. Do I insist or do I wait?
voldyintheehouse asked: Hello Severus. Lovely fashion sense you got there. Would you like to be my personal fashion assistant? It's a much more prestigious job than just being part of my Inner Circle.
Anonymous asked: you're so hot
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supermegatotallyawsome asked: Professor, I can only trust you with this question: I'm in Hufflepuff and need a good style to wear my house colors with. I don't want to look like a bumblebee? Stay fabulouse <3
luciouslucius asked: Evening, Severus.
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Anonymous asked: Hey, I'm male, sassy and rather attractive, wanna fuck?
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