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Anonymous said: Hello Professor! Allow me to say that you look fabulous today and that scarf is just absolutely glorious. I am one of your Ravenclaw students, and well, I have meet this Slytherin guy and well, I don't have a clue on how to carry on with this. Do I insist or do I wait?

Why, thank you! I do think pink goes wonderfully with my skin tone!

As to your situation - even though Ravenclaws have their textbooks memorized, they are just as lost in relationships as Ronald Weasley would be in a bookstore. It’s time to listen to what your emotions are saying. Ravenclaws and Slytherins go together about as well as a pair of wedges and a sundress - fabulously. We’re also pretty wild in bed, so I wouldn’t pass him up.

And honey, if you don’t get him first, I might beat you to it.

Just kidding! I’m a stupid bitch.



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