Anonymous said: Hello Professor! I am one of your Gryffindor students, and from what I've heard, you're pretty close to Draco Malfoy. Any tips on how to make him fall head over heels for me? I really like him! Please help me out! Fashion tips would help a lot!

I’m not entirely certain about Draco, but I know another Malfoy who loves dark chocolate, good champagne, and fuzzy handcuffs. Good luck, and stay sassy!

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